Posts Tagged ‘Washington DC it’s paradise to me’

The backlash against the pimp of Jidda ends with the crack of a whip; Yemenis making movies

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Just as a quick update for those wondering the fate of Mazen Abdul Jawad, the Saudi who spoke openly about his escapades on an LBC program over the summer: A Saudi court has sentenced the divorced father of four to five years in prison and 1,000 lashes–for violating the Kingdom’s law against “publicizing vice.” Video of the segment here (knowledge of Arabic helps … but you can get the gist, I think, from the visuals):

In other visual media news, the Yemen Embassy is participating in the Arabian Sights: Contemporary Arab Cinema (starting tonight in D.C., dear readers), with the very first Yemeni-produced movie, according to the press releases/the amazing trailer:

“Yemen’s first locally produced film, An intriguing and compelling plot, An exploration to the price of terrorism”

I’m not exactly sure what the plot will be, but based on the trailer, if you know what Allahu Akbar means, you can get by without knowing Arabic. I’m also left wondering; does first locally-produced film really just mean first government-funded propaganda feature-length propaganda piece? Interesting timing, with the Yemeni government confirming yesterday that “hundreds” of soldiers have been wounded and killed in the fighting against the Houthi in the northern region of Sa’ada.

(HT: BT for the Jawad update.)

Yes, D.C. was once a swamp

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

The nytimes seems to be loosening its collective tie … maybe following Keller’s example?

White House staff members report that they and their boss have been routinely bothered by the bugs, and have seen the First Exterminator personally enforcing a no-fly zone in the West Wing.

“He chases them down in the Oval with his briefing papers to smack them,” reports Austan Goolsbee, a member of the president’s Council of Economic Advisers.

(Question: How’d you like to be a fly on the wall in the Oval Office these days? Answer: Not so much.)

Also, what a classic headline. Who doesn’t love those riddle jokes for small children?

“What has 132 rooms and flies?”

(Answer here … just in case my readership consists of toddlers.)

The power of an understated metaphor

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

Matthew Bai, describing the challenges Obama faces to pass health-care reform:

There is a cliché in the capital, attributed to George Washington, that the House of Representatives is like a hot cup of coffee, and the Senate is the saucer that cools it. The metaphor, like most Washington décor, could use some updating (maybe something about a Starbucks latte and its cardboard sleeve), but it is as apt for the 111th Congress as it was for the first.

Beware of falling snow

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

The impeccable nytimes City Room blog recently wrote about a truly horrendous snowstorm of 1969, killing 42 and injuring 288. I’m still trying to figure out how that happens. Falling trees? Slipping on ice? New Yorkers snowed-in, starve to death because they can’t eat out?

My guess: Lack of heat=hypothermia? Impassable streets=zero medical attention?

Anyway, then Mayor of the New York City John V. Lindsay failed abysmally in snow removal, providing an abject lesson for most of his political ilk:

There were no buses, taxicabs or delivery vehicles, and no trash or garbage collection for days. “As far as getting to the United Nations is concerned, I may as well be in the Alps,” Dr. Bunche wrote. “This is a shameful performance by the great city of New York, which should certainly condone no second-class borough.”

Mr. Lindsay traveled to Queens, but his visit was not well-received. His limousine could not make its way through Rego Park, and even in a four-wheel-drive truck, he had trouble getting around. In Kew Gardens Hills, the mayor was booed; one woman screamed, “You should be ashamed of yourself.” In Fresh Meadows, a woman told the mayor, “Get away, you bum.”

Mr. Lindsay’s predecessor, Robert F. Wagner, had spent an enormous amount during the last major blizzard, in 1961, but the Lindsay administration was wary of going over budget. And there were rumors that sanitation workers — still angry about the Lindsay administration’s heavy-handed actions during their strike in 1968 — had deliberately ignoring Queens to sabotage the mayor.

Dr. Cannato reveals a fascinating episode. During the mayor’s walk through Fresh Meadows, a woman called him “a wonderful man,” prompting the mayor to respond, “And you’re a wonderful woman, not like those fat Jewish broads up there,” pointing to women in a nearby building who had criticized him.

The comment was recorded on tape, but The New York Times, The Associated Press and WNEW radio declined to run with the story.

Hmm… wonder what the reasoning was there.

A number of other mayors have followed Linday’s diastrous lead (though I don’t think you can really say that Lindsay lost re-election because of this one event… the blogpost doesn’t really hold up to scrutiny, but it’s a fine story, even as it folds back in on itself… either one too many or one too few rewrites with this one.)

O, Proud District! You’d never fail us like Lindsay did Queens? Right?

And then there was Mayor Marion S. Barry Jr. of Washington, who somehow survived his mishaps with bad weather. In 1987, Mr. Barry was in southern California attending the Super Bowl — getting a manicure and playing tennis at the Beverly Hills Hilton — when a winter storm buried the District of Columbia. The nation’s capital became the butt of ridicule. In 1996, Mr. Barry — who was elected to a fourth, nonconsecutive term in 1994 after serving a federal sentence on cocaine possession charges — was excoriated by residents after it took nearly a week to clear the streets of snow.

First he had to clear the snow out of his nose. ZING!

Cold Dawn

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Like Red Dawn, except less fighting football teams and more fighting crowds and crowd control.

(Although I suppose some would call the dawn of That One to be a certain kind of Red Dawn…)

Barack Obama’s inauguration: historical, joyful. Also: Awkward (bumbled oath). Frustrating (did I mention the often polite, though occasionally, absurdly inconsiderate fellow citizens sharing a small patch of dust and dirt on the National Mall?). Cold (more HOT CHOCOLATE vendors!). Poorly positioned gateways (perhaps better called chokepoints). Awful sound (unsynced with the videos, often eardrum rattling loud static).

4 miles down, 4 miles up, all on foot. 6 hours of standing.

But for those few moments: walking past the Washington monument in the pre-dawn darkness with friends and family; literally leaning on friends during Mary J. Blige’s replayed, Sly Stoned cover of “Lean on Me” from the We Are One spectacle; overheard awkward chitchat between the leaders of the American government; George W. Bush’s helicopter flying over the mall, on his way back to Texas.

But above all, to see and feel and hear hope in the cheers of those around you, and in your own voice.

No such thing as a free lunch

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

Even for Barack Obama, and at Ben’s Chili Bowl!

Obama declined the standing offer that only he and Bill Cosby eat for free, and paid for his meal, as well as DC Mayor Adrian Fenty’s, eating a half-smoke… something that I am much too scared to try myself (”a pork and beef sausage on a steamed hot dog bun, topped with mustard, onions and chili sauce”). Arugula much?

GIVE THE MAN SOME CHEESE!

(Though depressingly neutral when it comes to Maryland-Georgetown basketball rivalry… wait, what rivalry? 75-48, in the Old Spice classic…)

Anyway, the best part comes in the comments from the above nytimes blog post:

“The bill came to $19.15 with taxes, according to prices from Ben’s menu.”

“he paid for his and the mayor’s food with a $20 bill and told the cashier to keep the change.”

$0.75 tip???? If I were “the server, Jermaine Jefferson”, i would refuse to serve this patron should he return. This is what’s known in the trade as a cheap tipper.

A bog-standard 20% tip should have been $3.83.

So much for your personal commitment to helping working Americans Mr. President-Elect.

So much for elementary school math. The tip was 85 cents, “robin #13″

A number of commenters pointed to this issue… failing to note that this was the tip for the cashier at Ben’s. There are no servers. Ben’s is not a sit-down dinner. It’s a take-away diner with seating.

Relax, DC-Haters. We’ve got bigger things to worry about.